I like turtle cause they are so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, ‘Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, cause I’m not in a rush, cause I’m a turtle.’
Unknown High Person

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A really awesome anniversary present.

Nothing is perfect.Therefore, being perfect is being nothing…and that’s a great way to lose weight.
Craig Benzine

Dimensions

  • 0th dimension: no width, no height, no depth. ex. a point
  • 1st dimension: width, no height, no depth. ex. a line
  • 2nd dimension: width, height, no depth. ex. a plane
  • 3rd dimension: width, height, depth. ex. your mom

Why?

I just took a crazy long survey on facebook.  I don’t even know why I did it much less why I did it now, it’s 4 in the morning.  And now I’m writing this, I guess I want all that survey work to get some attention.  I like how this is going to be posted right above the survey itself on my face book.  By the way here’s a link so you don’t have to look for me: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000524161505

Woot.

So I just wanted to say that I have a pretty awesome girlfriend.  For example even when I think I’ve messed up really bad she makes feel like I’m worth dating.  Any way I just wanted to mention how much I appreciate her and love her.  (Which are both huge amounts B.T.W.)

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1: Animals-Neon Trees (yeah I see it)
2: RE:Your Brains-Jonothan Coultan (What can I say)
3: Do It For Me Now-Angels and Airwaves (I don’t know about that one)
4: Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - The Bloodhound Gang (I don’t even know)
5: The Only Exception-Paramore (that works…I guess)
6: Give It All-Rise Against (wow, that’s perfect)
7: More Than A Feeling-Boston (well maybe, I don’t know)
8: I’m Shipping Off to Boston-Dropkick Murphys (totally fits)

1: Animals-Neon Trees (yeah I see it)

2: RE:Your Brains-Jonothan Coultan (What can I say)

3: Do It For Me Now-Angels and Airwaves (I don’t know about that one)

4: Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - The Bloodhound Gang (I don’t even know)

5: The Only Exception-Paramore (that works…I guess)

6: Give It All-Rise Against (wow, that’s perfect)

7: More Than A Feeling-Boston (well maybe, I don’t know)

8: I’m Shipping Off to Boston-Dropkick Murphys (totally fits)

A story Idea.

Okay so there’s this thing, right?  And some stuff happens, and this guy, he does these things, but it only makes the thing worse and then the people unite and come and it’s all better in the end.

Tortillas would be the stupidest reason to lose you.
Taylor Murphy

Narration

So sometimes I narrate out loud how I feel without even thinking about it.  Example: I just got off skype with Taylor and found myself saying “Miss”. And it’s true I miss her so bad.